Review: Happy Ending Massage Minh Tam, Saigon Vietnam

This review is as fresh as it gets. I came home literally 10 minutes ago & started typing this right away.

Having experienced a few not-as-awesome-as-I-thought pay for play services in Thailand, I was willing to give it another go in Vietnam.

This time, something a bit different – a happy ending massage – but I was nonetheless very excited, particularly due to the many raving reviews I’ve read online. “Super attractive“, that’s how one guy described the massage girls there.

Yeah, right. I gotta see for myself …

Unlike the blowjob bar I’ve been to previously, this venue isn’t far off the beaten path & just a short 5 minute cab ride from district one.

Business card lists the exact address, which can easily be found on Google maps.

The Entrance

From this intersection (see map above), its literally a 15 second walk to the hotel where the massage place is located in the floors 3 and above.

Just like the entire mongering scene in Vietnam, this place is low key. You might be thinking you’re at the wrong place. Look for the house number 709.

There’s a sign on the sidewalk that says “massage“, but it’s not very clear where the entrance is. You’re practically standing in front of a hotel, the lobby & reception area completely empty. Not a single person around (at least, when I visited).

I simply walked inside, not knowing what to do & where to go.

Instantly, a guy from a side entrance approaches me, “Massage?“. I nod.

He’s pointing to the elevator, “Third floor“.

Riding the elevator upstairs, I’m starting to feel really excited.

… but that feeling subsides quickly when I see the reception area & 2 guys welcoming me. One points to a sign that shows 4 different services. I point to the body massage for 220,000 VND.

I’m escorted to the next room. Turns out, this is the locker room where I am undressing & getting all naked.

What the fuck? Again, there’s 2 guys inside this room.

So far, I haven’t seen a single girl inside this place. Am I wrong here?

The Pre-Massage Ritual

What I only realize now is that before the actual massage, you get to go to the steaming room & sauna. So that’s where I spent the next ~25 minutes and once I felt I’ve had enough, I walk to the end of the room.

There’s a whirlpool as well. Nice!

Anyway, the other side of that hallway is pretty much showers only … and a metal table … that I am supposed to lie down on?

It kinda looks like an operation table. Guy tells me to lie down and starts washing me. I’m starting to get a bit confused. No girls so far, could this be the actual body massage I am paying for?

Luckily, this was just the shower to wash off all the sweat … as I leave for the next room, the guy asks for a tip. “I wash you!“, alright, here’s 100k.

Spotting A Hottie

Now upstairs … and I am pleasantly surprised. I see this obese white guy with this super-hot tiny girl & I’m happy! There’s at least 1 super-hot girl here.

I’m escorted to the massage room and lie down. 5 minutes later, “my” massage girls arrives.

Yes, she’s super-hot as well! Pale white skin, cute face & tight body.

Speaks basic English.

Some bullshit small talk … and finally the back massage begins. The following – what felt like – 30 minutes are pretty boring, so I won’t go into detail.

Let’s just say it was an actual, professional massage, intense & she worked her ass off.

Getting Dirty

Before turning around, she starts sliding her hand inside my underwear. First just the outside, then closer with every stroke.

First just the balls, then eventually “accidentally” touching my dick as well.

Time to turn on my back and this is where it ended … kinda abruptly.

After playing with my dick for a few seconds, she stops.

How much you tip me?

For what?

How much you tip me for massage?

Clearly, she was talking about a handjob. I wasn’t gonna pay much for that since I’m not eager to get one …

Blowjob & boom boom, I would’ve paid a decent amount, but handjob? Nah …

We negotiate for a bit, she’s initially asking for 700k, I offer 100k ($5). Then, she goes down to 300k and I say okay, I’ll pay that, but for a handjob & blowjob.

She says can’t do that here. Then I say okay 500k for boom boom.

Eventually, I don’t take her handjob offer and this is the end. Despite all this, I tip her 100k – which I “kinda” felt was deserved since she really worked hard.

I’m escorted to the reception – this time there’s an attractive girl there.

Well, actually I walked past reception initially … then the guy ran after me, “Excuse me, Sir! Pay here.” So, I walk back and pay for the deed.

All in all, I spent 420k ($19) and felt it was well worth it. Especially given that I could’ve also used the whirlpool & been a cheap charlie in which case I would have only spent 220k ($9).

Do I Recommend This Place?

Yes, absolutely! It’s so cheap that you can’t go wrong. It’s very upscale & looks super nice inside. Take your time, enjoy all the amenities before the actual massage.

Hell, I’ll just go there again to see another hot girl. Maybe next time, I’ll pay for the handjob (if I am able to perhaps get a deal where I can cum on her tits, etc…)

UPDATE: I’ve have since been to this place another time & had a fantastic experience! It just shows that often time getting the “right” girl is a matter of pure luck.

Vietnam Blowjob Bar – Bennys Hot Toc [EXPLICIT REVIEW]

Besides getting laid with a local Vietnamese girl, it was one of those things absolutely had to experience.

The highly acclaimed (some say Vietnam’s best) blowjob bar:

BENNY 110 Blowjob Bar in Saigon, Vietnam

Benny 110 is the official name, however, online you also find it listed as Benny’s Hot Toc.

Prior to visiting this BJ bar, I had already devoured a handful of reviews on various blogs – all of which made it sound like it was the best (oral) experience you could possibly have.

Based on those reviews, my expectations were very high. I was thinking this would be the type of girl to await me at this Vietnam Blowjob bar.

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Review: Happy Ending Massage Minh Tam 2 Health Club, Saigon Vietnam

A few days ago, I just had my best Happy Ending massage in Ho Chi Minh (Saigon). Vietnam happy ending massages are great and the place I went to was called

Minh Tam Health Club

They have another branch called Minh Tam 2 Health Club, which I was very tempted to check out.

Again, mainly because of an online review where they guy was so excited about the great value & and what he referred to as “HOT women!

I simply couldn’t resist.

The location is a bit far outside & actually closer to the airport than it is to District 1 (where I was staying).

I was walking all the way – I know, crazy! – which is a whopping 6.5km one way. But hey, I just love exploring a city on foot & there’s always something interesting to film along the way.

Anyway, here’s the location.

Happy Ending Massage Ho Chi Minh

Street name – as seen on the business card – can easily be found on Google maps.

Minh Tam Massage Location

I saw this big sign outside & immediately just walked inside the hallway.

The guy sitting at the entrance jumped up, “Massage?” I confirm.

So, we’re walking in this long hallway which eventually leads to a small backyard and the actual entrance of the massage place.

Again, pretty much the same setup as in their other location. Reception area with a display of services, prices & an elevator to ride upstairs after the choice is made.

This time, I picked the “VIP Package” for 440,000 VND.

One of the guys close by also clarified, “Price paid afterwards, tip not included.” I like it, no beating around the bush.

Interior

Fuck. This place is really neat! I’m talking about a high end hotel – that’s what it looks like. For a moment, I forgot where I actually was. Vietnam.

You’re walking through several doors and along multiple hallways … until the final destination “VIP room” is reached.

I’m happy. Just like I imagined it.

The guy starts filling the bath & says I can get read for the steaming room. There’s a locker inside the room where I put in my stuff & change clothing.

… oh, well … ONE thing I didn’t like though.

What kind of lady do you want? Big breasts?

Yeah, big tits, small body!“, I confirm enthusiastically.

Okay, but you want to take care of the manager for selecting girl. I cannot select girl, only manager can.

That’s the part I didn’t like. Now, I am supposed to pay for getting a hot girl? I though this is why I came here & am paying in the first place?

Anyway, I tell him I’ll pay a tip at reception after all is done … just to get rid of him. He wasn’t aggressive or anything, but I found his request a bit out of place.

Vietnam Massage Girl Arrives

I’m sitting in the steaming room already, the glass is completely foggy. I notice her walking into the room, but no idea what she looks like.

Will I be happy? How big are her breasts actually? How about the face? Nice face as well?

I’ll sweat out what felt like another gallon of bodily fluids before I decide to step outside & take a glance at “my” girl for the first time …

Nice!

Busty. That description would fit pretty well. Nice, juicy ass and good tits. Not super big but they looked nice enough!

Hello!“, as we first glance at each other.

She hands me a bottle of water and friendly points to the sauna. Fast forward a few minutes, I’m leaving the sauna & am now completely naked.

I’ll get into the bath. Nothing exciting to cover here, but I need to mention that it’s an extensive wash with some massage moves thrown into it. (Unlike the soapy massages in Bangkok where they call it soapy massage but just wash you for 2 minutes & that’s it.)

Final cleanse also includes properly washing my dick while standing & glancing inside her cleavage.

At this point, I was on the verge of grabbing her tits. I resist, but the hard on is pretty visible, lol!

Finally, A Happy Ending in Vietnam?

The massage is intense and starts off lying on my stomach. It must have been at least 30-40 minutes and it’s more thorough than what I experienced at the previous place where I simply booked the body massage for 220k VND.

A little teasing starts toward the end with her sliding her hand deep into my butt checks and slightly – almost pretending it was accidental – touching my balls.

Unlike the previous massage place, she tells me to flip around and massages the front as well. I like that!

That’s not too long though & after 10 minutes she points to my dick, “Massage?

I approve.

Massage in this area is code for handjob.

She does it really nicely and with plenty of oil.

I start caressing her round, juicy ass with my one hand. Then I feel up her breasts.

Obviously, it never stops there …

Eventually, I have my hand inside her pants and start playing with her pussy (no fingering though). Also get her to put down her top so tits are hanging out.

I pull her in a little bit at which point she leans in and kisses my neck. Later, I pull her in again and start sucking at her tits.

I finished off myself. Why?

She did a good job with massaging, but it wasn’t the right pace (although I told her several times). This is not the girls fault, I just find it incredibly difficult to find the right pace myself, so I’m not expecting anyone else to be able to get me off.

I just came. We’re laughing.

Quick bath cleanse afterwards.

I put on my clothes again & fix my shoes while sitting in the comfortable chair.

This is when trouble arises. Kinda …

She’s kneeing down. Does that mean extra blowjob?

No. Of course, we’re talking about the meaty part now. Cash. She’s asking how much I’ll tip her.

I had a fixed number in my mind before I came here. 300k.

No, that’s not good. Normally, 700, 600!

She was still nice about it, not pushy or anything. I tell her 300k or nothing and eventually she accepts. I pay her cash right then and there … and we leave the room.

She’s riding the elevator downstairs with me and says goodbye. At reception, I pay for the actual massage (550k), grab a business card and leave.

Conclusion – Saigon Happy Ending Massage

Was the massage worth it?

Hell, yeah! Some small annoyances (mainly related to tips), but overall you’re getting awesome value for your money!

Think about it, 880,000 VND ($39) for ~2hrs of fun! Not only are you improving your health … you also get to experience a hot Vietnamese girl!

If they were to offer full service, I’d likely go back. The only reason I (probably) won’t is because handjobs aren’t really my thing …

To clarify, if you are looking for a Nuru massage in Vietnam, or more specifically, a Nuru massage in Saigon, then you’re in the wrong place. You’d be better off going to Thailand for that.

Still, I enjoyed this experience. Another great massage here in Ho Chi Minh City, Vietnam!

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