The following Thailand trip report is from a YouTube subscriber. I have added me own comments/thoughts in-between.
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First Thailand Trip
Hi King Epic!
My Name is Alan and I want to share the story of my first trip to Thailand, Bangkok (17-21 Feb 2019).
I don’t know if you will use my story but I don’t care as my story is more to say thanks to you for helping make my experience in Thailand great.
As mentioned, it was my first trip to Thailand and since I had heard so much about it I wanted to make sure my trip was not wasted so I did tons of research.
This is something I normally do when going on a trip so I can get the most out of my journey and see the top things within that country.
Of course this trip was not really to see the country but to have a mongering vacation as they call it.
The problem with mongering in Thailand is there are many videos out there but only a few with commentary or advice.
I of course was lucky enough to come across your YouTube channel and started consuming your videos and listening to what you had to say.
My plan was to fly in and try all the great things mentioned in your videos like Soapy Massage, book a Bangkok escort from Smooci, hit Nana Plaza and Soi Cowboy and short time or long time with a girl from each, and finally try a freelancer (Basically a new girl every night).
I selected a hotel close to Soi Cowboy and knew from your videos that Nana Plaza was just a 20 minute walk away with freelancers everywhere.
Excited about my plan, I made my reservations and made sure I had plenty of funds to carry out my laundry list of fun items.
Boarding The Plan
The day came and I boarded my plane for my vacation to THE single man’s paradise.
The flight went smooth and when I landed I got a SIM card as mentioned in many of your videos in order to use data in the country.
My only issue was I booked a shared ride van to take me round trip from Airport to Hotel and back and spent about 40 minutes walking up and down the airport trying to find my name in a sea of transportation services.
I think if I would have just hopped into a cab it would have been better not to mention cheaper, however, once I found my ride they took care of me very well.
Also as I walked like a zombie up and down the airport looking for my ride many people were friendly asking me if I needed help and also offered to call me a cab.
Some of that may have been ill intended but it was still nice all the same and the one thing you can say are Thai people are very friendly and willing to help if asked.
KING EPIC COMMENTARY: You can also take the Airport Rail Link (ARL) from Bangkok airport to the city center. Costs 40 Thai Baht ($1.26 USD) and is the fastest option – depending on your time of arrival, the taxi will cost you 500+ Baht ($16 USD) and you might get stuck in traffic.
Once I got to my hotel it was late and I was beat from my travels so I decided to go for a walk, get dinner and grab some supplies from 7-eleven.
I also scouted Soi Cowboy and did a walk-thru checking out the ladies which was a nice way to get myself motivated.
I went back to my hotel and decided since I was going to chill tonight I would just go ahead and order a girl off Smooci. I watched your video on that and my experience was similar.
She showed up on time and looked great, however her pics on the site were older and she wasn’t as thin as her pics showed.
Even with the little extra pounds she was still sexy, had a beautiful face and gave me the full girlfriend experience I paid for.
After she left I was feeling good and was thinking what a great start to my trip, a bit expensive but I checked one task off my list … lol.
KING EPIC COMMENT: Generally-speaking, you’re paying a premium when booking an escort online.
Plus, you never know what the girl really looks like (reviews may or may not be legit).
If you are a Thailand Guide member, I recommend you use the contacts I provide. There are now over 70 Thai girls included – all of which you can video call before booking. Many will come for 1,200 Baht for 1 hour.
The next morning I woke up hit the gym in the hotel and went for a swim before getting a massage, then relaxed by the pool until lunch.
I was so relaxed and looking forward to my plan for that night which was hitting Nana Plaza.
Little did I know this plan would not happen as an unexpected chain of events would take place leading down a different path.
For lunch I decided to go to Hooters have wings and scout Nana ahead of time to see what was there and get in a good walk.
The walk was nice and when I arrived at Hooters I sat where I could see the entrance to Nana and the bars opposite from Hooters.
Directly across from Hooters are a few bars and of course there where girls there looking around and trying to get customers in.
From the time I sat down in my chair until the time I left Hooters a girl from one of the bars was waving and staring at me.
I tried to ignore her but she was soooooooooo beautiful with an amazing body that I couldn’t stop looking at.
I kept telling myself to stop as she looked about 28 and for me personally that was too young.
I know most would say you’re not dating her just hooking up so age doesn’t matter, and that is true just looking around I saw plenty of guys in their 60s walking with girls that could be their grand-daughters.
For me though I wanted to keep it in the 30s if I could but this girl was drawing me in.
As I got halfway through my meal I had talked myself into going over for one drink and just talking, no harm in that.
I finished, paid and laser focused my gaze on her while walking across the street, she knew at that point she had hooked me and was reeling me in … lol
We sat down and started talking and I found out she was actually 42 which was amazing as she had really taken care of herself.
She even had a daughter but you couldn’t even tell as her figure was on point.
After talking for 15 minutes I got to the point and asked her how much for short time.
She told me normally she charges guys 3000 Baht but she liked me and just wanted to get out so she suggested I bar fine her and we could go play pool and chat.
I agreed and paid the 500 baht and we were on our way it was 2:30pm at that time and we hit a few places to play pool and drink.
To make a long story short we ended back at my hotel and had a great time all night long.
The next morning it was a holiday (Buddha’s Birthday) which I found out talking to her that night and almost everything was closed to include Nana and Soi Cowboy, and she had the day off.
We woke up together and after another bit more fun we showered and she said that maybe I wanted to be alone so she would leave.
I told her why leave she could stay if she wanted and she jumped back into bed and we again talked and had a great time.
We got up at noon and went to a mall to eat lunch together then ended up at a park where she rented a mat, bought some sweets and proceeded to give me a manicure and pedicure.
After a few hours in the park we went back to the hotel for some fun then went to dinner and of course fun until the next day.
She had to work so we woke up and I walked her to a corner so she could grab a ride to work.
Thai Girl For FREE? Really?
I agreed to show up later that night to bar fine her again and spend my last night with her.
She never asked for money and never charged me anything, the only thing I paid for was meals and she treated me so great.
That night I bar fined her and had a great night, we didn’t exchange LINE IDs or numbers and again no money was ever asked for or expected.
This experience left me thinking about why that was and made me feel like I experienced something genuine and special.
Of course, this totally destroyed my plan of seeing multiple girls while I was there but I don’t know if that would have made my experience in Thailand any better than what happened.
I do have plans to go back and will continue my check list while adding more task to the list.
The lesson I learned on this and any trip is to have a plan but also to go with the flow as it will make for a great vacation.
I’m sure many would think I was a fool and since I was there to monger I lost my focus and should have humped and dumped her replacing with another girl.
I’m actually curious to know your take on the situation King Epic as you have lived there and know a lot about Thailand and Thai women.
Unfortunately, I have no pics or video of my trip as the girl mentioned in my story didn’t want pics or video taken.
She was actually paranoid about it so I never pushed the issue and didn’t want to disrespect her wishes as she was very respectful to me.
Just a little background on me. I was married at age 19 to a 32 year old who had two kids (8 and 12), the marriage lasted for 25 years.
I was in my 40s when the divorce happened and since she was my first and only women I had every been with I ran though my fair share of women in many different countries from South Korea, Hong Kong, China, Japan, Costa Rica, Russia, and Indonesia.
I am 50 now but in good shape working out almost every day along with eating healthy and doing skin care.
Currently, I live in South Korea and get told by women here all the time that I’m nice looking and look like an American action hero … lol
I think this played a slight part in her staying with me and not charging me but I don’t know if I was in the right place at the right time or she just liked me.
One thing she kept saying is I shouldn’t trust her story as she only believes part of mine and I was 100% honest with her.
Of course none of that mattered but for me no need to lie about myself in that situation.
Anyway, Thailand is a special place and the women are like no other I have experienced with such beautiful features that it drives a man crazy.
I want to thank you for providing your opinions on the country and all the information you provided in your videos that helped me have a great vacation.
I have traveled alone almost everywhere and am a confident traveler so your videos helped me.
However, I would recommend to individuals who have never traveled outside their own country not only to watch your videos but to pay for your travel guides and personal help in planning their vacation to make their experience worth remembering.
I know I will never forget my first trip to Thailand and never stop watching your videos so keep pumping out the great content!