Thank You, ThaiFriendly – 5 Days, 5 Tight Pussies

Online dating WORKS – especially if you’re in Bangkok, Thailand. I doubt that the absolute hottest girls will ever be found online, but there’s still plenty of really cute girls available.

Most of them don’t party, drink or smoke. They are nice to fuck and in my experience look at least half a decade younger than they actually are.

No question, online dating takes effort as well, but I’ve found it to be more efficient than going out several hours a night (including the costs and hangover).

One week in Bangkok was enough to experience what would have otherwise taken me years or decades.

The process that I’ve used is as straight-forward and aggressive as it gets. If there’s one thing I can’t stand, it’s wasting time on uninterested women or boring dates.

The Preparation

ThaiFriendly can be used with a free account, but comes with severe limitations. You are only able to send a message every 10 minutes and popular girls can’t be contacted at all. This is a surefire way of wasting your time and dabbling around.

Seriously, if you’re not willing to invest $25 for a premium account, don’t even get started. It’s too much effort and a pain in the ass, but feel free to disregard my warning and find out yourself.

Compare the costs to an average night out (cover, drinks, taxi) and you’ll realize what an amazing deal it actually is. The 14 day refund policy would even allow you to meet girls for 2 weeks and then get all of your money back!

In addition, a few things are recommended to maximize your success getting laid off ThaiFriendly.

  • 1 Good Profile Picture
  • Solid Profile Text (see below)
  • Smartphone App “LINE
  • Centrally-located Hotel/Room/Condo (Optional)

Creating The Profile

Beyond anything else, the profile picture is the determining factor in online dating. It’s better to use one quality picture than a couple of lousy ones. I have used a candid photo where I am wearing a shirt and the body is visible from head to waist.

ThaiFriendly offers space to add customized text to your profile page and I recommend using it wisely. The majority of girls I’ve slept with clearly stated that they were looking for a serious relationship, not fun.

My guess is that writing anything that indicates you’re only looking for fun in your profile doesn’t resonate well with these kind of girls. Of course, this doesn’t mean they are not up for fun when you meet them.

The profile text I’ve used was pretty conservative and minimalistic.

  • Thai Food + Sunshine = Perfect
  • I am ONLY meeting Thai people. Interested in learning about the country an culture.

Messaging Girls

The premium account allows for unlimited messages to be sent, and that’s the first thing I used as leverage. Light-hearted and funny copy and paste messages work remarkably well. At times, it felt like I had a 90% response rate.

Again, as an opener, I sticked to something simplistic.

  • You look so cute 🙂 If I can’t marry you, please tell me you have a twin sister. 🙂

This message worked so well because it doesn’t ask for anything and interested girls can easily reply with a simple “lol” or “haha”. Once I get a response, I know it’s on and ask for their contact information. This works in most cases, but certainly prevents wasting time on meaningless chit-chat.

Most girls are very polite and correct, so I made an attempt to do the same. Teasing, wit or anything that doesn’t go well with basic English is a no-go.

The follow-up message, thus would look like the following.

  • Nice to meet you.
  • Do you use Line? My ID is …

Nearly all girls in Thailand have Line on their phones, it’s the equivalent of WhatsApp. As a response to my message, girls would then either send me their LINE ID or add me right away. Only in rare cases did I not get a response at all.

The rest is mainly a matter of doing a bit of chatting and constantly pushing for the meet up.

Interestingly enough, the girls that I met up with were mostly girls that decided to came spontaneously and not the ones I had already chatted with for a couple of days.


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Location Is Everything

Every single meetup with girls from TF unfolded the exact same way. I would arrange a meetup at a public place (metro station), then suggest to go somewhere quiet with a nice view.

I never mentioned that it was my place we were going to, but suspect that some of the girls knew already.

For the first 2 dates, I actually planned on sitting on the rooftop, but while in the elevator thought to myself, “Fuck it, I’ll just bring her to my room. Either I’ll fuck her, or she leaves, but I won’t waste time.

I offered water, put on some music and talked while I slowly started to touch them. Eventually every date ended in sex.

In the past, I’ve been guilty of playing it too slow, so this time I decided to push the envelope and see what’s possible. 5 lays in 5 days and all of them instantly, during daytime and on the first date – not bad. It just proves that the usual bullshit such as coffee or drinks can be skipped – if you don’t like it.

The sex location close or at least well-connected to popular meetup places was important. I don’t know if the same results had been possible, had my place been further away.

Who Is It For?

ThaiFriendly is a great way of lining up dates even before you arrive in the country, and the number one tool I recommend for people that are shy about approaching girls during the day or in clubs. Given you have a solid profile, the entire thing starts to run on autopilot.

Every week, I would get dozens of messages from girls that randomly came across my profile and were interested.

There’s so many new girls signing up every day that supply of pussy is almost unlimited. This is the reason I would never spend too much time on one woman, but rather do things in bulk.

The whole process can even be taken a step further and outsourced entirely to the point where a virtual assistant does all the messaging and you only meet and fuck the girls. I haven’t pushed it to such an extreme, but it’s definitely something that would work.